Ed Hardy is Gay.

Dear Jon Gosselin,

We all understand that you are going through a mid-life crisis and your life as you know it is crumbling down around you. But this is no excuse for sporting Ed Hardy t-shirts. It makes you look douchey. Everyone looks douchey in Ed Hardy t-shirts--you are no exception.

I also see you got both your ears pierced...interesting.

That is all,

All of America